《學好孔孟》

譯 / 小Mic

You said you loved me
你說你愛我...

That we'd marry... have kittens...
還要結婚...生小貓...

Tell me why you betrayed me...
告訴我你為什麼背叛我...

Why?
為什麼？

WHY????
為什麼？？？？

While i work weekends...
我一直工作到週末...

...to support you...
...在養活你時...

You're in my bed with some tramp!
你卻和那些淫婦在我床上！

- Bastard!
- 混蛋！

- Sorry!
- 對不起！

I oughta castrate you
我真該閹了你。

How would she like her big pimp then?
她怎麼會喜歡一個大嫖客？

I regret the day i met you
遇見你，是我這輩子的遺憾。

- I hunted rats for you!
- 我這麼辛苦的為你捉老鼠！

- Right
- 是！

I hate you... hate you...
我恨你...恨你...

Got it?
你懂嗎？

My bridal gown was half paid for...
我新娘禮服的錢付了一半...

Five hundred dollars!
500美元！

Pissed away...
氣死我了 滾開...

I was a virgin!
我本來是處女！

WAS!!!
本來是！！！

Get the hell out of my life.
滾出我的生活。

Go...before I call the police.
在我叫警察來之前快滾。

Are you deaf? Or just stupid?
你聾了嗎？還是在裝傻？

Go live with your slut.
去找你的賤女人。

Go!
去啊！

最後補充一件誤很大的事, 影片中兇巴巴的貓是公的, 貓在發情時, 公的對母的示威....